
Spending hours indoors on the trainer and spin bikes is mind-numbing enough to make any Canadian Cyclist actually look forward to riding outdoors in the depths of winter. Since the end of Cyclocross season, most of my outdoor rides consist of short commutes to work and the odd errand around town. So when I got an invite from a fellow clubmember to come out for an organized ride to Kleinburg, I took interest. My enthusiasm didn't waiver when I found out the ride was in memory of a cyclist who perished enroute, on account of an undiagnosed heart defect that manifested itself on a steep climb. Even when the forecast predicted near-whiteout conditions, the roads were a slushy mess, and the risk of losing my toes to frostbite was somewhat probable, I actually looked forward to the idea of suffering in the cold.
Suiting up: base layer, knee-high socks, winter tights, thermal jacket, Gore-Tex boots, breaking out the lobster claws for the first time, and admittedly, a bit of Bag Balm on the face. Once I got underway, I actually felt fine. Even a cabbie that menacingly reversed toward me to make a U-turn, then passed me and sprayed slush on my calf, could not disturb my blissful enjoyment of the great outdoors. Not sure if that's attributed to a mind numbed by the aforementioned hours on the trainer, or the freezing climate shutting down my nervous system, or the sweet smell of Bag Balm under my nose.
After an hour of riding solo I met the group, only three other riders, none of them sporting full fenders so drafting was out of the question. Not that aerodynamics mattered in a ride like this, we kept a relaxed pace so as not to work up a sweat, otherwise our bodies would have been flash frozen to our saddles. After another hour of riding through gently rolling countryside, we tackled the fateful hill, stopping two-thirds the way up as our ride leader dutifully unstrapped a bouquet of flowers off his saddle and rested them against a tree that marks the spot. Lunch awaited us atop the hill, along with other friends of Stuart who sanely decided to drive there.
The ride back into the city was messier and traffic noticeably increased, but motorists were alarmingly polite and our bikes remained surefooted -as though the graces of the cosmos intervened to provide us an idyllic mid-January outing. I picked up the pace as I neared my neighbourhood, my toes throbbing in a frostbite-inevitably-setting-in sort of way. But once the kit was off and I hit a hot shower, the only pain I was experiencing was from my empty stomach.
It was the perfect winter ride. Although I'm not one to fall for superstition and I make no claims to the existence of everlasting life, looking back, I'd like to think that Stuart was looking out for us.